What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 00:02

Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
How do police officers feel about the fear they instill into criminals?
A View to a Kill
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Do you as a gay male enjoy the feeling of getting a penis in your anus?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why is there so much evil in the world?
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Moonraker
Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Dr No
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Octopussy